Skipped

Deleting a tread does not make you a shotmaker. It makes a rumor.

French Camp players love yanking a 50 because a catalog said the sand would cover it. Then the sand is a 90-yard shovel and the pitching head is a 115-yard guess.

A skip is legal if the next riser actually owns the yardage. Inez will write it. A skip that is just a thinner bag is a hole, and we will put the tread back or name a teacher. There is no third kindness.